1. Sleep is optional.
2. Calling it a "happy nappy" doesn't make him any more likely to actually take a nap.
3. Sometimes as a new parent you do things you swore to your parents that you would never do.
4. Who knew bathtime could be so much fun!
5. The Binky! Never leave home without one.
6. Make sure that "likes to change diapers" is a prerequisite for marriage.
7. sometimes it's a good thing your little one has no idea what you just said
8. Don't spend a lot of money on baby shoes - they won't wear them anyway.
9. Just leave the camera out all the time.
10. They do grow up too fast...